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SARASOTA – Dems want to disqualify Brett Kavanaugh from the Supreme Court nomination, accusing Brett of rape, gang rape, … none of which stuck so now it’s drinking…and that likely won’t stick… those accusations are about as tangible as a fart in a whirlwind, or a like a boof ascending harmlessly into the heavens after it is expelled after a few seconds, never to be smelled again.
Dems compare to doggies… those four legged butt sniffers we all know and love. If you’ve ever been near one of those four legged exhaust analyzers you’ll find they either love you or hate you. If they love you, they first check you out by ambushing you from the rear where you find they have their snout sniffing your butt before you even know it… or if you pass the test they’ll be humping your leg… or arm if they’re a little bug-eyed Chihuahua. If you boof in their face they rarely care. If you’re a woman you may get cornered.
The doggy Dem’s haywire butt sniffer seems to tell them Brett’s little peewee boof’s smell worse than a nuclear bomb, hence, since Brett boofed, him, his family and the nation must be completely, entirely destroyed, while their doggy Dem boofs actually smell like perfume to their own sick little butt sniffers. As a matter of fact… their doggy Dem boofs actually smell good to them, arouse them like an aphrodisiac.
The doggy Dem butt sniffers currently have shoved their snout up Boofin’ Brett’s butt and the butt of the American people. They have abandoned all manners. They have appointed themselves as the Doggy Dem Butt Sniffing Boofer Nazi’s; hence, they make George Soros a happy puppeteer with a pocket full of milk bones. The doggy Dem’s are not domesticated since they run in packs and tear their victims apart indiscriminately.
The doggy Dem’s have formed a wolf-pack and are now trying to corner Boofin’ Brett; however, there’s a new dog catcher in town, Donald the Trumpmeister. Donald ain’t afraid to step in it and get the job done. Donald see’s the doggy Dem’s are just butt sniffing, they’re hoping that those little peewee Brett boof’s they smell will stink as bad as their own canine doggy boof’s; however, Brett’s boof’s have never smelled as bad as those doggy boofs; ugh.
We the people now must decide whether or not we:
- Are going to disqualify Brett for boofing? Or…
- Are we continue to let the doggy Dem butt sniffing wolf-packs keep pooping on the White house lawn and peeing on our shoes? Or eat the Constitution like they allegedly ate our homework?
I vote we get our shovels out and clean this mess up. No, we did’nt make the mess but it’s still our lawn. Meanwhile lock ‘em up, put ‘em in the pound.
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